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"Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment? She loves cheap bills"
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"I played a piano duet with myself... it was a Heart and Soulo"
"How do you annoy people on Reddit? [removed]"
"What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns? One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks."
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere."
"""Pool"" in Spanish is ""Piscina"". They know."
"Number of US states who claim above average elementary test scores? 50. Number of US states who shouldn't be allowed to teach math? 25."
"the guy at the liquor store didn't card me and it hurt my feelings so I said I was a cop and idk what to do next we're just standing here"
"How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq? They'll tell you."
"I'll admit that my jokes are cheesy, but even then the ones I find hilarious my friends don't find funny at all They must be laughtose intolerant"