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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick."
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"""Sir, the good news is that your colon looks great. Maybe even the best I've ever seen. The bad news is that I'm just a hobo with a hobby."""
"If your an American before you go in the bathroom and your an American when you come out, what are you when you are in the bathroom? European"
"Me: Your hair smells so good. Which shampoo is that? My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!"
"What does a suicide bomber say when he's teaching class? Pay attention! I'm only going to show this once."
"Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do? It makes his Dagobah faster."
"Fear is not the same is respect. For instance I fear bears but integrity wise they are huge pieces of shit"
"I shot Quiet in the head on MGS5 She's really fucking Quiet now."
"absolutely despicable that gingerbread men are forced to live in houses made of their own flesh"
"What do you call a slightly impolite canadian dust devil? Da rude ""eh"" sandstorm"