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Joke of the Day
"I shot Quiet in the head on MGS5 She's really fucking Quiet now."
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"Today, I played God. I saw a bug, suffering. I watched it for a couple of minutes. Then I kept watching, and watching, and watching..."
"*Goes fishing *Catches Spongebob *Hangs him on my wall as a trophy *Too lazy to buy a sponge *Uses Spongebob to clean toilet"
"What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal? ...a hamburger."
"I used to wonder how the Titanic could go full steam into an area known for icebergs. Now that I work in an office the answer is obvious."
"Why did the train engineer go on a rampage? He had a loco-motive."
"The holiday season is coming up. Every year I make my parents something. I make them disappointed."
"Socialist jokes are the best. Everyone gets them."
"Two pancakes walk in the desert. One of them tells the other one: ""Your jam fell off."""
"What spoils quicker than unrefridgerated meat? The Walking Dead's facebook page."