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Joke of the Day

"If your an American before you go in the bathroom and your an American when you come out, what are you when you are in the bathroom? European"

"I'll take ""That's Not A Category"" for $200, Alex. ""That's not a category."" Yes, that's right. ""That's not a category."" I chose that, yes."

"From my 7 year-old son: What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks? You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!"

"These poker chips must be stale, they taste horrible."

"What did the grand chess master say to the recovering alcoholic after he beat him in a game of chess? I was 12 steps ahead of you from the beginning!"

"Why didn't the cow go to the barn? He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood."

"What does a vegan zombie eat? Graaaaaaaaaaains"

"Why did the duck go to rehab? He was addicted to quack"

"If I had a dollar for every time I heard ""grow up!"" I could buy a seriously awesome security system to keep doody heads out of my fort."

"What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe? A melon collie."