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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a slightly impolite canadian dust devil? Da rude ""eh"" sandstorm"

"I just moved into an apartment above a jazz club... I was sick of paying for sax."

"YikYak Trivia Crack give the dog a bone... How could I ever shit without my phone?"

"My mom's favorite part of my birthday is describing my birth in detail to an 18 year old waitress who is just there to get our drink order."

"Pretty busy at the gym this morning. I'm 6th in line for a selfie."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Chopped up and in the back of my freezer."

"bathroom is like the church's confession box..everyone is so full of shit when they enter.."

"Donald Trump has written a lot of books about business... They all end at chapter 11. Nice one Hillary!!"

"Why did the Indian not show up for work? He was Sikh."

"I hate boxing But you gotta love May weather!"