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Joke of the Day
"What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess? C4"
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"What does a suicidal multiple personality say every morning? If I don't kill myself soon, I will!"
"What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany? A knotzi."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? A: [Sound effect - - gagging noises]"
"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? **One.** They're very efficient and don't have a great sense of humour."
"What was Helen Keller's dog's name? Uuuuuueeeeuuuuhhhh!!!"
"I said ""Margarita"" 3 times in the mirror instead of ""Bloody Mary"" and now a ghost mariachi band is forcing me to play maracas for them."
"Can I take your order? Yeah, lemme get a McRib and a large Coke. Sir, this is Wallgreens OK, make it a bottle of Xanax, and some Pringles"
"The Art of Camouflage by Ruff Buttsex."
"How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."