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Joke of the Day

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? **One.** They're very efficient and don't have a great sense of humour."

"How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend? ""Marriage.. you wanna?"""

"5 out of 1 dentists agree, they have multiple-personality disorder"

"What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand? Make me one with everything"

"The rain is pounding so hard I'm kind of jealous."

"Can February march? April may."

"The True Secret of Ignorance... ...you're looking in the wrong place."

"How did the Nucleus escape from prison? through the cell wall."

"I would love to buy a Harley Davidson motorcycle... But I can't afford all the shirts."

"Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O."