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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany? A knotzi."

"Tips for Guys on Valentine's Day: Tell your girl you already got somethingn and make her guess. She'll automatically list things she want."

"Ask your Doctor if Adderall can help you vigorously scrub your floors and alphabetize your clothing instead of studying."

"Currently, the Olympic host country has... One brazillian medals."

"One comedian on Britain's got talent brought on wrapped boxes. He said he wanted to have on stage presence."

"How do you spot a blind guy at a strip club? It's not hard."

"Why did the pirate have to change wenches? His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck."

"I walked into a disabled toilet It was autistic"

"I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?"

"""Knock Knock."", ""Who's there?"" I Eat Map"