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Joke of the Day

"How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

"My girlfriend is a keeper. She's perfect, but I never score."

"[Request] Best One liners I just want to hear some of the best..."

"How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw a light bulb I don't know but to screw a country it only takes one"

"Gay jokes are not funny Cum on guys...."

"Four Types of Orgasm. 1.Spiritual....""Oh God"" 2.Positive.....""Oh Yes"" 3.Negative....""Oh No"" And, 4.Fake......""Oh [insert your name here]"""

"Time to get out of bed and worry from another location."

"""Honey, it's not that I don't like your cooking, it's just that the smoke's about to asphyxiat our family."" ""WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT MY ASS??"""

"How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? All three of them."

"There's nothing scarier than a squirrel who's not afraid of you."