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Joke of the Day

"I have a really annoying joke but first you will need to take a deep breath and blink hard... Ha, now you are conscious of your breathing and blinking."

"Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing?"

"I hate Mexican jokes... They always cross the line."

"Yo mama is so fat ... she might die from a Cardiovascular Disease"

"I bet Lance Armstrong is smugly saying ""at least I didn't kill anybody"" to like every person he sees today."

"What did the clitorus say to its neighbor when he moved out of town.. See you labia"

"Smoke marijuana... Smoke marijuana, Take over the government, This is a high coup."

"What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him? ""Get off me, homes"""

"What do you call an Italian reggae enthusiast? A pastafarian"

"What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas? As little as possible dummy!"