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Joke of the Day
"Smoke marijuana... Smoke marijuana, Take over the government, This is a high coup."
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"The boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money.... He serves up a great burger and fries."
"Ukraine are currently third in the Paralympics table, reaping the rewards of their investment programme... ...Or as we know it, 'Chernobyl 1986'"
"Never trust an atom They make up everything"
"How can you tell the difference between a Fleshlight and the porn star it was modeled after? Rubber clit..."
"Does anyone smell that up dog?"
"What's the best part about having sex with a transvestite? Doing the reach around and pretending you went all the way through."
"So I went to the bank to check my balance Next thing I know, the teller pushes me."
"Man comes home early and catches his wife in bed with another man. husband says ""What the hell is going on here?"" Wife turns to the man and says ""Told you he was stupid."""
"The Nathan's hot dog eating contest should contain one poisoned hot dog mixed in with the other hot dogs"