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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama is so fat ... she might die from a Cardiovascular Disease"
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"I didn't choose the pervert life,the pervert life chose me."
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"Tom Cruise was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. Still awaiting his response..."
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"Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication."
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