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Joke of the Day
"Doctor: Your baby is 7 pounds! Me: So that's like, what, three dollars?"
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"I hate it when employees ask to go home sick Diarrhea is a really shitty excuse. And vomiting is always a toss up."
"I met a girl who said she'd met me at Vegetarian club... But I swear I've never seen herbivore!"
"Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest? He wanted to see that booty bounce."
"Chocolate Rain + Rickrolling = death by Youtube"
"Close the door. You're letting the wifi out."
"A doorbell that whispers ""hide."""
"my last words when I die will be See you later.....maan."
"I once shook hands with Michael J Fox He seemed pretty offended, but in my defense, the room was cold."
"So quick to claim someone on your taxes yet so slow to make them a snack."