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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when employees ask to go home sick Diarrhea is a really shitty excuse. And vomiting is always a toss up."

"My wife thinks I am a pedophile... but what the hell does she know..shes only 12!!"

"What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink? (Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard? Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? Garbanzo beans were never the subject of bad puns."

"Why was the guy with the foot fetish in a bad neighborhood? Because he heard it was the place to get toes."

"What has six legs and goes ""Hodeedo, hodeedo?"" Three black guys about to miss the elevator"

"*drops off box to Salvation Army* ""Sir, why is this box marked W I F E?"" *peels out*"

"Why are boats named after and referred to as women like ""Ain't she magnificent"" Because they're both things you can get in and still complain"

"You hear about the guy who got lost in Africa? He didn't know where Togo."

"What do a woman and a condom have in common? They spend more time in your wallet than they do on your dick."