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Joke of the Day
"So quick to claim someone on your taxes yet so slow to make them a snack."
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"Whats the last thing that went through the suicide bombers mind? His ass"
"My friend Billy... My friend Billy, Had an eight foot willy, dragged along the kitchen floor. His girl thought it was a snake, and whacked it with a rake and now it's only three foot four."
"sometimes I fill up my bathtub with spaghetti sauce and sit in it and pretend I'm a meatball"
"What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for School?! Bison"
"My little brother is extremely proud of this joke. What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights? An Insti-Gator"
"Had my autobiography published last year and haven't sold one copy.... Story of my life."
"A man is stranded on a dessert island and it was delicious."
"""Almost there."" - liars"
"Q: Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb? A: Because he was in need of a light snack."