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Joke of the Day
"my last words when I die will be See you later.....maan."
Next Joke
"Watching my kid pick his nose is disgusting. He wipes the boogers on his shirt instead of the closest cat like a normal person."
"A french pastry was stalking me this morning I felt really creped out"
"Kanye West is opening up a breakfast restaurant... Omelette You Finish"
"What did the carpenters call their brass quartet? The Tuba Four"
"What's a masturbator's favorite type of weather? Jack-it weather!"
"Life is like a box of chocolates: Disturbingly expensive, yet... vaguely disappointing."
"I called my little sister a blue waffle today... that spoiled cunt."
"I stayed at my girlfriends family's place durring the Christmas break. Her father was being a prick and wouldn't let us sleep together, which is a shame, because he is a real good looking guy."
"What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold? Iron Pirate"