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Joke of the Day
"Close the door. You're letting the wifi out."
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"A guy gets the words ""I love you"" tattooed to his dick. He goes home to his wife, and she says, ""Stop trying to put words in my mouth."""
"Why did Germany lose WW2? Three Reichs and you're out"
"Kevin, children are allowed to order pizzas. You don't have to make the delivery guy think he's being shot at by gangsters. For christ sake."
"Is it gay when the Doublemint Twins make out? Naw, they're just exspearminting."
"Cup of coffe Patient: ""I get a terrible pain in my eye when I drink a cup of coffee."" Doctor: ""Try taking the spoon out."""
"Why doesn't santa have any children? 'cause he cums down the chimney"
"Don't exercise so you can live longer. Exercise so when you're about to die you can think, ""at least I don't have to exercise anymore""."
"theres a train nerd counting the number of ppl that get on and off at every stop. at first i pitied him but he seems happy so now i hate him"
"I don't punish the dog for eating my unattended food because I do the same thing to other people"