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Joke of the Day

"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the other side."

"What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day? SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker."

"Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens? Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks."

"When you wish upon a star ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams."

"My wife once told me that she ingested fecal matter while in the womb I like to give her crap about it."

"What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am? Around 3000 people"

"What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face? A femijizm"

"and asks for a drink. A time traveller walks into a bar"

"What did the Suicide Bomber think about the premature bomb Explosion ? Wow this blew up."

"My spanish class in high school should have had a bit less ""Where is the bathroom"" and a bit more ""She was dead when we got here""."