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Joke of the Day

"I hate to brag, but several ladies just asked me if I wanted a date. On multiple street corners."

"What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear? Camembert!"

"In a survival situation, you can drink your own urine. Fortunately, my Wi-Fi came back on just as I was filling the can."

"What's easier to pick up, the heavier it gets? Women"

"Being cross-eyed has made it difficult for me to stay in monogamous relationships Sometimes when I'm seeing a girl I can't help but also see someone else on the side"

"Did you know beer makes you smarter. As it made Bud Wieser."

"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber"

"The wind is such a whore... ...it blows everyone."

"What do you call an a cappella group made up of suburban white girls? Basic Pitches"

"Where did ants originally come from? ant-arctica"