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Joke of the Day
"I drive an Audi to compensate for my innie."
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"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their greatest hits are on the wall."
"[hardware store] Me: Let me do the talking. This is man stuff Wife: Fine Clerk: Can I help you? Me: I need a whacker thingy to hit nails"
"Putin is really messing with Obama over this Ukraine thing. The last time a Russian beat a black guy this bad Apollo Creed died."
"That was actually pretty funny. But, I don't like you. Therefore, I will not laugh."
"I hope Hell freezes over soon. A few women have promised me dates when it happens."
"What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon? He Ran Solo..."
"How do you know Axe was invented by black people? If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask."
"The patriots must be feeling pretty deflated right about now."
"""LeBron has cramps""... I get those every month you baby."