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Joke of the Day
"What did the terrorist's ghost say? BOOM!"
Next Joke
"Q: Was Jesus delicious?"
"[me] if all dogs go to heaven, then what about Cujo? [the pope] how did you get into my bathroom?"
"What's a shrimp boat captain's favorite drink? Hi-C"
"I don't mean to brag, but I just ate a sandwich without taking a picture if it first."
"I was pretty surprised when my son came home from university and announced that he's gay. He used to hate anal sex when he was little."
"what do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll-up"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? you: R? One might think it's the R, but really, it's the C."
"I called my wife a hoe... Hey, she's good at gardening."
"What do you call a fat cow..? Your mum"