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Joke of the Day

"How do you know Axe was invented by black people? If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask."

"I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password ""Have some respect for the dead!"" he said I replied ""Is that all lower case?"""

"Head says ""Forget about her."" Heart says ""Tell her u love her."" Bottle of whisky says""Ride the cat around the house & you'll feel better."""

"The first rule of relationships: You don't find out why someone was available until it's too late."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision A rip off."

"My girlfriend said she's disgusted that I pick my nose so much. I just blew it, didn't I?"

"What's the illuminati's favorite month? Jew-Lie"

"My house is full of Valentines cards. I'm not a legend though Just a lazy postman"

"""There"" - Where's Waldo? Cliffs Notes"

"Did you hear about the leper on the trampoline? He strained his leg. ^^^I'm ^^^sorry."