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Joke of the Day

"That was actually pretty funny. But, I don't like you. Therefore, I will not laugh."

"Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion? He was a little shellfish."

"Fox News' slogan is ""Fair and Balanced"". That's it. That's the joke."

"What's the difference between humor and odor? Humor is a shift of wit."

"I was holding my cousin's baby when I shouted SPOILER ALERT: LIFE SUCKS & that's why I'm no longer allowed to hold my cousin's baby"

"Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time? Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time."

"How to become a The Fray fan in easy steps - Step 1: You say, ""We need to talk..."""

"What do you ask a Mexican girl you like? Netflix and chili?"

"The best ways to spell the name Sean: 1. Sean 2. Shawn 3. Shaun 4. Chone 5. Shnzzang 6. Beans! 7. Ulurion 8. Shon?"

"Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles."