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Joke of the Day

"My mother is like cloud storage. Everyone shares her and i have no idea where she's located. Ps: I don't know if i phrased everything correctly."

"So a redditor walked into a bar... Just kidding, they just sit on reddit and read these lame jokes."

"If I had a dollar every time a woman called me handsome... I would have one dollar... thanks mom..."

"What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza A pizza can feed a family of four"

"Rejected Doctor Seuss book titles...GO!"

"Perforated Paper Products Inc just went out of business. They should have seen it coming. They had a tearable product."

"I would pay big bucks to Sea World to see a dolphin fly out of a water tank into the stands and start rolling around and eating people."

"Guess who I ran into when I went to get my glasses. Everybody"

"I just found the Wand of Transfiguration! This changes everything!"

"I think it's fun that witches chose brooms to fly on, but if I were them, I'd fly on a rifle. This way when you land you have a rifle."