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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar every time a woman called me handsome... I would have one dollar... thanks mom..."

"You know what ruins a rape? Consent"

"Two Breasts Two 80-year-old breasts are in a sweater with no bra. One says to the other, ""If we don't start getting some support for our cause, people will think we're nuts!"""

"It's hard to find a good babysitter who doesn't mind being paid in heroin."

"Why are fish no good at tennis? They don't like to get too close to the net!"

"My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more."

"Dr: do you have kids? me: yes I have 3 kids Dr: do you drink? me: yes I have 3 kids"

"Coming up to the anniversary of 9/11 a reminder, that jokes about this tragedy are plane wrong."

"Q. ""Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?"" A. ""Because sheep would be too obvious"""

"What do you call a letter from a feminist? Hate mail"