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Joke of the Day

"Rejected Doctor Seuss book titles...GO!"

"Why do Mexicans make tamales for Christmas? To have something to unwrap."

"What do you call the area where a horse lives? The NEIGHHHHHHborhood"

"Bank of America is halting foreclosures in all 50 states as part of an investigation into why 7 people in the U.S. still have homes."

"A man dies in the desert next to a rock. How did he die? The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman."

"Don't blame me for your issues. Your seat on the crazy train was reserved long before you met me."

"Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger? His finger was up his nose."

"I dreamt last night that I got Reddit gold. Instead I got downvoted to oblivion."

"I start conversations with my children by saying ""Listen to me,"" to ensure they stop paying attention from the beginning."

"90% of your body is water. 6% is delusion. 4% is lies."