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Joke of the Day

"oh so you rich guys throw the water out after you boil hotdogs. too good for hotdog soup. too good to dab the soup on your wrists like colog"

"A Jewish boy asks his father for $20 Jewish boy: dad can I please have 20 dollars? Jewish dad: 10 dollars?!? What do you need 5 dollars for?"

"My Grandfather told me ""Your generation relies too much on technology."" Me: ""No your generation relies too much on technology."" I then pulled out his life support."

"Who really appreciates a good fisting? A sock puppy."

"When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport? Ten-ish."

"Scary is handing your car keys to the same kid who unintentionally locked himself in the bathroom that morning."

"My favorite toilet in my house is broken Guess I'll have to make doo with my other one"

"What's Red and smells like Blue paint? Red paint."

"Muffins. So there are two muffins in an oven. One says to the other, ""Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?"" And the second one says, ""Holy shit, a talking muffin!"""

"What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas? (as told by my first grade daughter) They both have Sandy Claws. BOOM!"