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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish boy asks his father for $20 Jewish boy: dad can I please have 20 dollars? Jewish dad: 10 dollars?!? What do you need 5 dollars for?"

"You know, I really hate Mexican jokes that rely on sterotypes They just cross the border."

"What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference? Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P)."

"Hardcore Ramen: drink boiling water, swallow dried noodle block, snort flavor packet."

"I really like passive aggressive people I'm not at all bothered by the fact they are giant cunts one and all."

"For once I would like to find a babysitter that doesn't get all upset when she gets to my house and realizes I don't have kids"

"What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread? Sour-Doh!"

"Me: I like my coffee like I like my ex-wives. My buddy (rolling his eyes): Hot and black? Me: Bitter."

"What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup? A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive."

"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist art"