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Joke of the Day

"My favorite toilet in my house is broken Guess I'll have to make doo with my other one"

"Saudi Arabia 900 women thinking they can run for office and win. Ha"

"How many lead trumpets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, he just holds the light bulb up, and the world revolves around him."

"""Ladies and gents."" That concludes our tour of the toilets."

"I know who's Batman's real son It's Lil Wayne!"

"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach ..."

"Oh ..your account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes?:-)"

"My website just crashed from a huge influx of traffic today... I wonder why so many people are interested in my superb owl, today of all days. I mean, he's really great and all, but he's just an owl."

"What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."

"Most offensive one liner joke I know.. So I was eating this bitch out the other day and I tasted horse semen so I looked up and said, ""Ooooooh grandma that's how you died."""