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Joke of the Day
"A girl asked me if I was a good cook. ""Does Meth count?"" probably wasn't the answer she wanted."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches? 6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak."
"What do you call a car if you don't know its gender? Mitsuheshe."
"How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday? By putting flowers on its grave."
"What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !"
"""Dammit"" or ""Damnit"" are both acceptable, unless you are over the age of sixty, in which case ""Dagnabit"" is required."
"How come an extremely angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it takes her a week to pack for vacation?"
"What does Bill Gates call his manhood? Microsoft."
"Two years ago I became a proud father. My son is 6, but he was kinda lame those first four years."
"Did you hear they discovered a soda cavemen drank? It's a carbon dated beverage... Good jokes are good"