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Joke of the Day

"If you haven't logged onto Facebook for awhile, Judy Ann Ross from 10th grade algebra is enjoying a chicken salad sandwich right now."

"If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer ...oh wait, he does."

"My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are But I laugh more."

"What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla? Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!"

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan."

"Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad Dressing"

"NCAA Hockey needs to re-name brackets. How is Alaska in the NE? They can see Russia."

"What do viagra and China have in common? Rigged erections"

"-currently looking for an adult -Realizing I'm an adult -Now looking for an older adult -Someone successful at adulting -An adultier adult"

"""Y'know, she was actually pretty convincing."" - Me walking out of a movie where Meryl Streep plays a Chinese UFC fighter"