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Joke of the Day

"Telling your date that she reminds you of your ex is a bit like farting after a curry. It's risky and is probably not best done during a blowjob."

"In honor of Father's day, here is a typical dad joke. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint."

"What is a Redneck virgin? A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!"

"What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck."

"I'm not usually too good at jokes but um... Tiss"

"Study Finds Birth Control Pills Linked to Fewer Severe Knee Injuries In Teenage Girls... (REMOVED)"

"LEONARDO DA VINCI: *on street corner* eeey girl! gimme a smile, girl! nah, not that big. make it cryptic, girl, like 'what is she thinking'"

"Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach? Because he was wandering around with a semillon. (best when read out loud)"

"I just recently became a vegetarian. I quit meat cold tofu."

"Most animals don't like gore. But leeches are suckers for blood."