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Joke of the Day

"What is a Redneck virgin? A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!"

"What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping? Goodwill Hunting."

"They say yoga is the best form of exercise But I think that's kind of a stretch."

"how to get into shape: 1. punch a bear 2. run. this is your life now"

"A government scandal is like a pair of boobs... The bigger they are, the harder they are to cover up."

"""We're halfway there... wow-ohh!! Livin' on a vain hope to which the Universe is indifferent!"" - Athiest Bon Jovi"

"Why doesn't a duck wear underwear? Because their pecker's on their face."

"What's a Saudis favourite drink? Milk sheikh"

"Boss: You're late! M: It's 6.30am B: You start at 6am! M: I know but that's just crazy. This is better for me. And now we wait for HR."

"What do you call a person who speaks three languages? Trilingual! Two Languages? Bilingual! Only one language? Americans~"