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Joke of the Day

"Most animals don't like gore. But leeches are suckers for blood."

"I went to an NBA game and there was a female referee She only made 75% of the calls that the male referees made."

"I challenge someone to say something including the word ""Trump"" or ""Hilary"" without sounding biased in any way. Hang on... Did I just..."

"Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes..."

"How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk? About three fifths."

"I could not stop my baby boy from crying so I poured no tears shampoo in his eyes, it didn't work."

"What are the two most important holes on a woman? The Nostrils. So she can breathe while giving me a blow job. *My 10 year old brother told me this today"

"Hey Guinevere *knight flips up his visor* Hast thou considered my proposal? Because *unsheathes blade* I'm sword of a big deal."

"*2 pieces of bread being held hostage* bread 1: any way you slice it we're toast bread 2: we're dead wheat me: did my breakfast just talk"

"I met a guy named Richard... I said, ""Can I call you Ritchie or are you gonna be a Dick about it?"""