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Joke of the Day
"What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck."
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"Me: do you want to hear what happened to the last guy who threatened me? Bumper cars operator: i meant your time is up, like for the ride"
"I hate meeting new people. It's like sitting through a fucking job interview to apply for the position of ""acquaintance."""
"Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c? Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!"
"birds can make their homes in tall treetops and soar at great heights and pigeons are like no thank you i will commute by foot to home depot"
"What's the difference in red and purple...? ... How hard you squeeze it."
"What do you do when you're sunburned? Make like a banana and peel."
"well, 75% of you passed math and will not have to come to summer school [from the back] ""what about the other 65% of us?"""
"What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My cock while doing it."
"How long after the first date should I wait before asking to get my bra & panties back?"