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"How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed? With lots of hops!"
"My fruit business went into liquidation. I now sell smoothies."
"What goes ""knio knio?"" A backward pig."
"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's head when it hits a windshield? Its ass."
"Nobody harasses you on the street when you walk around wearing a belt made of live cats."
"If history is written by the victors Then who wrote the history of France ?"
"What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot? SUPPLIES!!!"
"Q: Why did the engineer drive the backwards? A: He had a loco motive."
"Have you seen www.busfull.com? No I'm afraid that one passed me by."