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Joke of the Day
"How do two psychiatrists greet each other? ""You are fine, how am I?"""
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"What's the cheesiest Stallone film? Roquefort."
"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans. Credit to my younger brother on this one"
"I've never once been able to explain my car trouble to a mechanic without resorting to sound effects."
"A book fell on my head today... I've only got my shelf to blame."
"Words can't describe how beautiful you are... But numbers can, 4/10"
"How does Peter Pan fly? If someone hit you in the Peter with a Pan, you'd fly too."
"Walks into a room - A doctor walks into a patient's room ...and decides to update the chart. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a thermometer and says ""Great! What asshole has my pen?"""
"What did the Mexican say when a gust of wind blew his homework out the window? Come back essay!"
"A good looking girl waved at me today... but there was no way I was swimming out that far to save her."