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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican say when a gust of wind blew his homework out the window? Come back essay!"
Next Joke
"Today i learned that dolphins are the only animals other than humans that enjoy sex! I'm not sure if it was worth getting banned from all those zoo's to find out though"
"I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!"
"What do kids like to eat in the playground? Recess Pieces."
"If you are getting a prostate exam... You're getting ANALysed!!!"
"if the gas station is 2 miles away.. ..and my dad's car can travel at 60mph, why hasn't he returned from getting cigarettes after 6 years?"
"I don't mean to brag but 14 bots are hitting on me and I've already received 72 viruses. -- Nerds"
"I caught someone stalking me so I stalked them right back. It got awkward sitting in the same tree staring at each other."
"too poor for whole foods too ugly for walmart"
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