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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican say when a gust of wind blew his homework out the window? Come back essay!"
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"Found this great joke in the latest serious Askreddit thread, thought you guys might like it [removed]"
"What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future? Cristobal"
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"You can find weed in almost every book go to page 420"