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Joke of the Day
"Words can't describe how beautiful you are... But numbers can, 4/10"
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"People told me girls wait their whole lives to hear a man say ""I do"" Apparently not if the question was ""Do you think I put on weight?"""
"Today we put differences aside and wish peace and love to all mankind. Except for Verizon who I hate."
"[ 3 AM ] Friend: I got a flat and I'm stranded Me: Do you have snacks in your car? Friend: No Me: *Hangs up"
"How does a female deer get revenge on her cheating husband? She goes into town and blows a few bucks!"
"What do you get when you cross a sheep with a porcupine? a sweater"
"What shape is your hair in the morning? A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)"
"I saw an Indian asleep on the train, noticed the little red dot on his forehead, and thought, ""Is he on standby?"""
"Why did Sally fall off the Swing?? Because She had no arms...... Knock Knock Who's There?? Not Sally........"
"A short penis joke I'm Asian"