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Joke of the Day

"A book fell on my head today... I've only got my shelf to blame."

"When does a pedophile enjoy a basketball match the most? Before the first period."

"TIL that a class was taught by the wrong stand in teacher and the students knowingly went along with it. Whoops, wrong sub."

"Pancake Day ... Has has really creped up on me this year"

"whats black on top and white on the bottom? rape"

"Age 15: kids are stupid Age 25: kids are stupid Age 35: I love my kids but kids are stupid"

"The man who invented knock-knock jokes... He deserves a no-bell prize. I'll see myself out, thanks."

"the fondue...? you mean, my drinking cheese?"

"What do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs? Sparky."

"Did you hear about the French Olympic race walker who pooped his pants mid race? At least he didn't oui in them too."