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Joke of the Day

"As a kid, I had to be careful not to curse around adults. Now as an adult, I have to be careful not to curse around kids."

"How does a black woman fight crime? By having an abortion"

"Happy 1 month anniversary to the 37 browser tabs I have open."

"What's the most sensitive part of your body after you masturbate? Your sense of guilt"

"I went to my first Muslim birthday party yesterday Most of the party games were normal, but fuck me pass the parcel was scary."

"I cherish a gift a dying friend gave me, strange as it is. With his last breath of life, he gave me his EpiPen. It seemed very important that I have it."

"What's the difference between a kindergarten class and an ISIS camp? I don't know man, I just fly the drone."

"What do you call a bullying competition? A jerk-off"

"Got a $15000 parking fine!!..I didn't see a sign saying you couldn't park on pedestrians."

"What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it."