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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it."

"What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? The period: it marks the end of his sentence."

"Why are ballerinas so vigilant? They are always kept on their toes."

"Someone claimed that their dog could retrieve a ball from up to a mile away, sounds a bit far fetched to me."

"Has oido hablar de ese pais con la guerra civil? No te rias. Es seria!"

"Women, when you say: ""We should move into a better house."" A man hears: ""My plan is to force you to work till the day you die."""

"My wife treats me like a God Every evening at dinner I get a burnt offering."

"What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's mind before she died. The windshield."

"Why do dogs lick their dicks? Because they can."

"What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center? Two large plains"