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Joke of the Day
"""Got any drugs or alcohol on you?"" ""yup, I'm all set. Thanks Officer"""
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"There's nothing like shaving off your beard to remind everybody why your face needed a beard"
"What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny."
"The other day my buddy asked me if I wanted a warm Budweiser I replied, "" No its fine, I brought my own piss, ill just drink that. """
"Q. How do blonde brain cells die? A. Alone"
"I want to make a revolutionary new show called So You Think You Can't Dance. It's a singing competition."
"other 21 year olds: going on dates, bein cool, having fun me: trying to become friends w/ the birds outside my house by offering them bread"
"Why the Chinese aren't democratic Because their leaders can't bring themselves to say 'We need to have a great election; People will come from all over the country'"
"ABC Signs All 33 Chilean Miners To Next Season's Dancing With The Stars"
"(Original) did you know that if you squeeze one of your balls hard enough you'll cum? Because sooner or later you'll bust a nut"