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Joke of the Day
"What's the most sensitive part of your body after you masturbate? Your sense of guilt"
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"DAD: wat am i chopped liver CHOPPED LIVER: [in this joke imagine choped liver is a sentiemt being] wat the hell is that suposed to mean phil"
"I love it when a girl takes control. Birth control specifically."
"There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable...."
"Ever read Hitler's 2nd book? It was called Mein Bad."
"My dentist is hysterical:""just let me put the tip in. It won't hurt. I have drugs to numb the pain"" Ha. should go see him professionally!"
"If you can read this You're not Floyd Mayweather"
"What's the difference between Jewish people and Harry Potter? Harry can survive the Chamber."
"I was fired from my job at the sperm bank for saying ""get a load of this guy"" every time someone walked in"
"How is a fish like a bicycle? Neither one knows how to whistle!"