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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium? A fowl !"

"I'm an A-Z expert on Olympics now thanks to Rio! From Athletics to zika!"

"The day after Thanksgiving is often the biggest capitalist/materialistic shopping day every year. I'm protesting it this year, and had to think of the movement's slogan... Black Fridays Matter."

"7yr old: The Tooth Fairy didn't come last night. *wipes tear* Me: Sorry sweetie, she probably got drunk and passed out on the couch."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision A rip off."

"I'm making a documentary... I'm making a controversial documentary that reveals decades of covered-up sexual misconduct in youth tennis programs across the country. It's called *15 - Love*."

"What's the easiest way to confuse an anthropologist? Hold up a used tampon and ask him to identify which period it's from"

"Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine."

"What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow? you seamstressed"

"Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs middle finger."