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Joke of the Day

"I rented a prostitute for $60 an hour, I paid her 50 cents."

"I'm so lucky, I married my best friend!! I hope my husband doesn't find out"

"Today is Sigmund Freud's birthday Which reminds me, Mother's Day is this weekend."

"I haven't slept for ten days... ... Because that would be too long."

"I don't know who put chairs in the elevator, but that's a kind of laziness that I can respect."

"Two books arm wrestle. One ruptures is appendix, the other helps him rebind it."

"What's the difference between American and Canadian? A boat."

"I just drilled a bunch of holes It was a lot of boring work."

"If I have HIV I hope I find out from a Doctor, like Charlie Sheen did And not from the TV, like his ex girlfriends did."

"Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping? Because it is in tents"