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Joke of the Day

"Why do cannibals prefer to eat blind people? Because with one sense gone they taste really good. Sorry, that was wrong... they taste really well."

"A horse walked into a bar several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger of the situation"

"I just taught the dance floor a fucking lesson."

"How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."

"I hate when people say ""She's out of your league"" Just because I'm in the majors, and she's a minor. Doesn't mean it can't happen."

"Laurie got offended just because I used the word ""puke"" But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like."

"No I don't want to ride in a basket beneath your giant flying fire tent."

"Court decision: ""I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair...... ....what happens next will shock you."""

"Christopher Nolan and Leo Dicaprio walk into a bar and then they walk into another one"

"I'm writing some BSDM-themed LEGO fan-fiction. I hope to release it later as ""50 blocks of pain"""