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Joke of the Day

"Can someone please tell what the weathers like. My Facebook is full of Robin William's tributes"

"Listen to your instincts. Your gut is always right. It may be a little bloated sometimes...but it's right."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee Barbie ...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement"

"""Daddy, I was just in the bathroom peeing, nothing else. That's all, so you don't need to look."" - my 6yo, not sounding at all suspicious"

"I think Taylor Swift might actually just be an instagram filter"

"Q: What did the hat say to the necktie? A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!"

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to invade Poland and one to tell you that jokes aren't funny."

"What do, you call a handicapped person with a, vasectomy? A seedless, vegetable."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! C-2 ! C-2 who ? C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."