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Joke of the Day
"I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well we had to you know she was dead."
Next Joke
"If I had a time machine I'd alter the Big Bang Theory pilot episode so all the characters exploded in the very first scene"
"How does a racist laugh? He sniggers."
"There are too many people who could ruin my life by posting a screenshot of a text conversation we've had."
"What did Thor start calling Ironman after he learned the suit was made out of gold titanium alloy? Ironyman ... To be fair Goldtitaniumalloyman just didn't have the same ring."
"How many moms does it take to change a light bulb ... None, they get you to do it.. Sucker!"
"Why did the bull get a sex change? To see how the UDDER side lives! ---------- (Thought of it while washing the dishes, hope you all get a kick out of it.)"
"What kind of dance do buns do? Abundance."
"Trump announces plan to crush China by sending Chris Christie to every Chinese buffet in the country."
"Her: Do you kik? Me: Like rocks? Her: ......."