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Joke of the Day

"As the news breaks of the passing of Michele Ferrero... I can't help but shed a chocolatier."

"Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road? To put the bones on the other side."

"If my name was Dave I'd text my friends today saying ""IT'S FRIDAVE! LET'S PARTY!"". They'd be sick of me by Tuesdave."

"Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license? He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh."

"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time on DRAGON BALL Z KAI!"

"""wow this rap song is good I wonder who this is"" *waits literally 4 seconds* ""oh there look at that he said his name how convenient"""

"First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam."

"Teacher: ""Who built the first American car?"" Student: ""Me Pilgrims."" Teacher: ""The Pilgrims?"" Student: ""Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."""

"A registered organ donor passed away. His body was sent to Amazon Prime... Because they de-liver for free."

"So my girlfriend told me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter. Well, I've got some news for her."