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Joke of the Day

"As the news breaks of the passing of Michele Ferrero... I can't help but shed a chocolatier."

"American beer is like having sex in a canoe It's fucking close to water (Heard from Monty Python)"

"I'm going to hell in so many different religions."

"Two drunks are crawling on the railroad. One says ""I'm tired of climbing this ladder, when's our floor already?"" ""No worries, I see an elevator coming."""

"Me: Excuse me sir, what's your Wi-Fi password? Him: *[Leans in] *[Whispers angrily] THIS IS A FUNERAL Me: *[Types in] THIS IS A FUNERAL"

"Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau. Wife: What did he say? Husband: He asked if the coast was clear..."

"Why do women love men who work with Horses? Because those men have got Stable jobs."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"

"Humans are like grapes... Grapes are green or purple, and a human has colors too. A grape is picked, and eaten by a human. Then we die of old age. I'm not good with metaphors."

"Their seems like their are a lot of unfinished jokes going around... Gotcha"